bookblather: A picture of Neko Case in a green sweater. (in the heart: ivy)
bookblather ([personal profile] bookblather) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2012-02-28 06:57 pm

Earth 1, Neon 1: Intimidation

Author: Kat
Title: Intimidation
Story: In The Heart -- EPIC PIRATE AU
Colors: Earth 1 (envy), neon 1 (half off) with Kelly's paint-by-numbers (Ivy is not short, dammit!)
Supplies and Materials: Miniature, eraser (EPIC PIRATE AU, though it's a bit hard to tell), pastels (evening the odds), canvas (for this AU-- Ivy's about twelve), modeling clay (battle).
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG.
Summary: Ivy's scarier than you.
Warnings: Threatened violence.
Notes: There's a reason Ivy's the captain.


"I'm not short."

"Afraid you are, sweetheart."

"I'm not short."

"You come up to my chest. You're short, little sister."

"Am not, I'm... I'm travel-sized. Anyway, being short doesn't mean I can't intimidate people just as good as you."

"Ah-ah, just as what?"

"Just as well. Pedant."

"Blame Gail. She taught me too. Look, the key ingredients to intimidation are scowls and looming. I'll grant you the scowls, but how exactly are you going to loom?"

"I'll cut people off at the knees. With an axe. Won't need to loom any then."

"...you're better at intimidation than me."

"Told you."