Earth 1, Neon 1: Intimidation

[bookblather]

Author: Kat
Title: Intimidation
Story: In The Heart -- EPIC PIRATE AU
Colors: Earth 1 (envy), neon 1 (half off) with Kelly's paint-by-numbers (Ivy is not short, dammit!)
Supplies and Materials: Miniature, eraser (EPIC PIRATE AU, though it's a bit hard to tell), pastels (evening the odds), canvas (for this AU-- Ivy's about twelve), modeling clay (battle).
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG.
Summary: Ivy's scarier than you.
Warnings: Threatened violence.
Notes: There's a reason Ivy's the captain.


"I'm not short."

"Afraid you are, sweetheart."

"I'm not short."

"You come up to my chest. You're short, little sister."

"Am not, I'm... I'm travel-sized. Anyway, being short doesn't mean I can't intimidate people just as good as you."

"Ah-ah, just as what?"

"Just as well. Pedant."

"Blame Gail. She taught me too. Look, the key ingredients to intimidation are scowls and looming. I'll grant you the scowls, but how exactly are you going to loom?"

"I'll cut people off at the knees. With an axe. Won't need to loom any then."

"...you're better at intimidation than me."

"Told you."

Comments

[isana]

Good God, Ivy, at 12 you're already going for the axe. Scary indeed!

[bookblather]

She's a pirate to the bone. Besides, axes are fun!

Thanks!

[sarcasticsra]

Hahahaha, yeah, Aaron, have to agree with Ivy here. XD

Good job!

[bookblather]

Yup, Aaron's too laid-back to make a good captain. Ivy, on the other hand, is terrifying.

Thanks!

[impactings]

Truly a girl after my own heart.

[bookblather]

Mine too. :D Thanks!

[leia_solo]

Aw she's awesome!

[bookblather]

Isn't she though? Thanks!

[malapropism]

Well, that's one way to make sure you're not looked down on, but damn. Short and darkly funny. Really liked it. Good work. <3

[bookblather]

When in doubt, chop.

Although I doubt she'd ever actually do this. Ivy tends to prefer killing someone straight out. Torture is Gina's thing.

Thanks!

[shadowsong26]

Oh, Ivy <3 This is wonderful. Good job ^^

[bookblather]

She's tons of fun. And scary. Thanks!

[five_steps_back]

Lol, awesome. No wonder Ivy and Sarah would get along so well. ("I know how to fight tall people! You go for the knees!" "Oh, you don't bite their ankles first?")

[bookblather]

Hahaha, I know right? If Sarah's ever a pirate she and Pirate Captain Ivy should be BFFs. Robin can come too.

Thanks!

[five_steps_back]

Sarah is totally a pirate on Angie's ship. (Angie's ship that Angie only got because Rayne helped him get her. Why won't you tell me words for this AU, muses?)

[clare_dragonfly]

XD Success!

[bookblather]

Pretty much! Thanks!

Love the icon, btw.

[subluxate]

Ivy, you are an excellent one for intimidation. Just chop 'em!

[bookblather]

When in doubt, resort to the axe.

Thanks!