sarcasticsra: Jeffrey Donovan (corlionis: extras: sam)
Sra ([personal profile] sarcasticsra) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2012-02-23 12:05 am

Zing, 2 + eraser + brush + stain + beading wire.

Author: Sara
Colors: Zing, 2. I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.
Supplies: Eraser (Pan Torey AU), Brush (abjure: to abstain from; avoid), Stain ("A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck."), Beading Wire
Word Count: 150
Rating: PG
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is No Comment.
Summary: Sam tries to avoid Eileen's scrutiny. It doesn't really work.
Notes: Takes place in an alternate April 2009. Oh, Sam.


“Sam?”

Sam wasn’t fooled by her casual tone. He gave Torey a slightly-pleading look; Torey’s returning glance was not very helpful, saying quite clearly, You’re on your own. “Yes, Eileen?”

“Look at me.” He did, of course he did, because she was Eileen, and she clicked her tongue softly. “Oh, Sam. Your eye. Does it hurt?”

“It looks worse than it is,” he promised. “Minor barfight. And I made a new contact.”

She sighed. “You know I don’t like seeing you hurt.”

How did she make him feel so guilty with barely any effort at all? “In my defense, I’m usually pretty good at avoiding it.”

“Usually?” she asked, arching an eyebrow. “Just how often do you have to avoid it, Sam?”

“Um,” he said. “No comment?” He attempted to look innocent.

Eileen’s expression remained very unimpressed.

Torey snorted. “Good luck talking your way out of this one,” he said.
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[personal profile] subluxate 2012-02-23 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
lol Sam. Good job, dude. Where's your defense going to come from now?

Nicely done.
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[personal profile] subluxate 2012-02-23 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
I predict that will fail miserably.
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[personal profile] subluxate 2012-02-23 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
...so she can ask if he got hurt? =P
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[personal profile] subluxate 2012-02-23 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, but then Eileen will corner him later and be Disappoint in him for avoiding her and Worried because of the black eye.

Sam cannot win this one.
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[personal profile] bookblather 2012-02-23 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Sam, why do you try and hide things from Eileen? You know it never works. EILEEN KNOWS ALL.

Love this.
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[personal profile] shipwreck_light 2012-02-24 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
THERE WILL BE NO TALKING YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.

Only cheek pinches.

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[personal profile] geena 2012-03-09 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
How did she make him feel so guilty with barely any effort at all?

That is simply the magic of Eileen.

Oh, Sam, way to dig yourself into a whole. They both love you, damn it.

Great work on this.
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[personal profile] geena 2012-03-09 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Ffff, just noticed I typed 'whole' and not 'hole'. WAY TO BE, SELF.