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himejoshiheart ([personal profile] himejoshiheart) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2023-08-20 01:50 pm

massive ursa major kitty

Author: Chibi
Story: Duskverse
Color: Indigo (Ursa Major)
Styles and Supplies: Pointillism, Miniature, Vaudeville, Graffiti (Challenge Voyager), Eraser (Catskie AU)
Wordcount: 84
Warnings: language


Cat as big as a damn bear.

Motherfucker everywhere.

Cat so big he broke my chair.

He’s an Ursa Major motherfucker.

Gnawing on the wood.

Cat so large the vet was scared.

For big fuck, I really cared.

Maine Coon owner, move aside.

I’ve got a BIG cat by my side.

He’s domestic, pikapika electric,

He hits the wall and the wall gives in.

Give that cat wet dinner in tin.

Fall into the floor and make a crater, crater,

That’s my Ursa Majorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 

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[personal profile] silvercat17 2023-08-24 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Could you add a warning for language, please? (I believe 3 fucks would call for an R rating, because ratings are arbitrary as heck)

And color tag added
Edited 2023-08-24 06:48 (UTC)
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[personal profile] silvercat17 2023-08-24 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Love it. "He’s domestic, pikapika electric," - great line
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[personal profile] bookblather 2023-09-12 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Your sense of rhyme is really good in this.