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himejoshiheart ([personal profile] himejoshiheart) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2023-08-20 01:50 pm

massive ursa major kitty

Author: Chibi
Story: Duskverse
Color: Indigo (Ursa Major)
Styles and Supplies: Pointillism, Miniature, Vaudeville, Graffiti (Challenge Voyager), Eraser (Catskie AU)
Wordcount: 84
Warnings: language


Cat as big as a damn bear.

Motherfucker everywhere.

Cat so big he broke my chair.

He’s an Ursa Major motherfucker.

Gnawing on the wood.

Cat so large the vet was scared.

For big fuck, I really cared.

Maine Coon owner, move aside.

I’ve got a BIG cat by my side.

He’s domestic, pikapika electric,

He hits the wall and the wall gives in.

Give that cat wet dinner in tin.

Fall into the floor and make a crater, crater,

That’s my Ursa Majorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 


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