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Sra ([personal profile] sarcasticsra) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2012-03-02 08:40 pm

Zing, 3 + stain.

Author: Sara
Colors: Zing, 3. you just got served.
Supplies: Stain ("He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.")
Word Count: 300
Rating: PG
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is You Are A Winner.
Summary: Leo is not dealing with this.
Notes: Takes place in July 2016. For Kelly, because they asked.


“Leo, can I ask you about something?”

That was one of the idiots. The bigger idiot, actually, Leo noted as he glanced up: Vito had walked into his office. He gave him a baleful look. “Is it important?” No. “I’m busy.”

“I dunno, I think it might be,” he said, shrugging. “What’s an audit? Is it bad? I mean, I got this letter—could it be like a prize or something? But I didn’t enter any contests…”

“Are you fucking kidding me,” said Leo, pressing his hand against his face. Maybe one of the fucking morons around here would shoot him, put him out of his misery. Of course, there was Lea, but she’d probably understand, given the options.

Shaking his head, he stood swiftly, heading out the door, past Vito. Torey was in the hall, talking to his secretary. He vaguely registered that Tweedledum was following him. “I am not dealing with this. I would rather shoot myself in the head,” he told Torey, pointing behind him.

“Dealing with what?”

“This idiot is being audited,” Leo said through gritted teeth. “He thought it was a prize.”

Suddenly there was laughter from behind them; Leo turned to see the bitches, in Nicoletta’s doorway, very much enjoying themselves. Then Vito broke out into a wide grin. “Nah, man, it’s cool,” he said to Torey, and headed for Isabella and Nicoletta. “Can I have my five hundred now?”

“You earned it, Vito,” Isabella said, handing him some bills. Nicoletta did the same.

Leo pursed his lips into a fine line and turned back to Torey, who was also looking vaguely amused. “What are you going to do about this?”

“It was a joke, Leo,” Torey said with a shrug. “Let it go.” With that, he headed into his office.

He hated everyone.
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[personal profile] subluxate 2012-03-03 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
This still makes me lol forever. SO marking it as a favorite. LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE, LEO.

Good job! And thank you for the lolz.
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[personal profile] geena 2012-03-03 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, Vito, amazing. I love you so much right now.

This is hilarious as hell. Great job.
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[personal profile] kay_brooke 2012-03-03 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, Vito! Leo could stand to grow a sense of humor.
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[personal profile] shipwreck_light 2012-03-04 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I THINK THAT ZINGER SHOT PAST MY HEAD AND INTO NEXT WEEK.

But, I'm not sure, because I was LOLing.
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[personal profile] bookblather 2012-03-06 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
HOW DID I MISS THIS oh god looooool.

Leo, you totally had that coming. And I just love Nic and Is in the background laughing their asses off. Love it.