sarcasticsra: Sasha Roiz (corlionis: extras: dan)
Sra ([personal profile] sarcasticsra) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2012-03-02 02:00 am

Zing, 9 + stain + modeling clay + beading wire.

Author: Sara
Colors: Zing, 9. if I throw a stick, will you leave?
Supplies: Stain ("Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."), Modeling Clay ("battle"), Beading Wire
Word Count: 220
Rating: PG
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is GTFO.
Summary: Dan heads a bad night off at the pass.
Notes: Takes place in April 2017.


Dan warily eyes the guy who just walked in. He’s wearing a money clip, he has his sunglasses on inside, and when he gets close enough…he’s pretty sure that’s Axe body spray he’s bathed in.

Dan glances over at the Corlioni table, where Nicoletta, Isabella, and an 18-year-old Cristina are seated. This isn’t going to end well.

“We’re out,” he says pleasantly. “My stock is late. There’s a place a couple blocks over you might like.”

“You’re out,” he says disbelievingly. “But everyone else has drinks.”

Dan sighs. “Look, you can’t do this job without learning about people. I know you’re going to try to hit on one of those women over there, I know it isn’t going to end well, I know you’re going to get pissed, and I know that they’re going to hurt you. So just save yourself the pain—turn around and leave now. It’s for your own good.”

“Fuck you, man!” says the guy. “I’m going to go spend my money where it’s appreciated.” He leaves in a huff.

Nicoletta approaches the bar just a few seconds later. “Another round, and an order of wings,” she says, and glances after the guy. “What was that about?”

“He didn’t like my selection,” Dan says, shrugging.

“What a fucking idiot.”

He smiles. “Your order will be right out.”
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[personal profile] subluxate 2012-03-02 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Lol, and you know Nic is thinking Dan means the guy tried to order Bud or something, and Dan knows it too.

Oh dude, the trouble Dan saved you. If he thought you'd play nice, then that'd be different, but he knows that type.

Good job!
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[personal profile] bookblather 2012-03-02 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh sweetie. Dan just doesn't want to clean up the blood. And also, if he has the poor taste to use Axe, I shudder to think what drinks he'd order.

I lol'd. Great job.
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[personal profile] kay_brooke 2012-03-02 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Dan definitely had the right idea there. Just head off the trouble to begin with. Less mess later.
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[personal profile] geena 2012-03-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Eww, Axe body spray. Eww.

Hahaha, Dan, I love you. He's just all kinds of protective and intuitive. This is sort of hilarious.

Great job.
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[personal profile] shipwreck_light 2012-03-04 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
THAT MAN SAVED YOUR ASS.

And, possibly other parts as well.

Dude should be grateful. I know I am! There were lolz.