Admin Yellow 9: Pillow Talk

[bookblather]

Author: Kat
Title: Pillow Talk
Story: In the Heart
Colors: Admin yellow 9 (Oh dear. Look at it. It's squishy.)
Supplies and Materials: Miniature, stickers (Up to 10% of the weight of a two year old pillow can be composed of dead mites and their droppings.), novelty beads (a job's a job), pastels (origific_bingo: pillow talk), frame
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Summary: Summer looked vaguely queasy, and Zack couldn't blame her.
Warnings: grossness; see stickers.
Notes: hahaha nvm have one more. I'm also not sorry about the pastels. For someone's prompt, "Summer/Zack/Felipe, "I'll take care of this."


Summer looked vaguely queasy, and Zack couldn't blame her. "Come again?" he asked Felipe, hoping he'd heard wrong.

"After two years, ten percent of a pillow's weight is dead mites and their droppings," Felipe said. "Don't look at me like that, I just learned it myself."

Zack eyed the pillows on their bed. "So five-year-old pillows..."

"I don't want to know," Summer interrupted. "Can we just... can we just get rid of them?"

"Not it," Zack and Felipe said simultaneously.

She sighed. "Fine. I'll do it. Children."

"If it gets me out of touching those," Felipe retorted.

Zack heartily agreed.

Comments

[shipwreck_light]

Mmm, cushy dead mites!

THAT IS HORRIBLE AND I LOVE IT.

I also love how I learned about this. Thank you, Felipe! XD

[bookblather]

I KNOW RIGHT. I actually first learned about it from a Jennifer Crusie book! So if you like Bet Me, read Faking It, there's mite stuff in there too. :D

Thank you!

[shipwreck_light]

I KNOW WHAT I AM READING AFTER TIPPING THE VELVET.

:D

[greenling]

Oh lord, no one show them what lives on your eyebrows. Heee.

This is cute.

[bookblather]

Hahah, I know, right? They'd all be horrified. Thank you!

[five_steps_back]

Guys you've already slept on them, what is touching it with hands going to change.

Silly boys

[bookblather]

I know. They're children. Adorable childish dumbasses.

Thank you!

[isana]

OH BOYS. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE CHILDREN.

[bookblather]

ALWAYS AND FOREVER. Summer loves it secretly.

Thank you!

[dark_kana]

Ha, silly boys :p

[bookblather]

I knoow. They're cute.

Thank you!