Purple 3: Dazzle

[bookblather]

Author: Kat
Title: Dazzle
Story: In the Heart
Colors: Purple 3 (purple patch)
Supplies and Materials: Miniature, seed beads, glue (your spontaneous behavior could catch others off guard. If you feel compelled to risk exposure and take a chance, go for it), novelty beads (this gif).
Word Count: 100.
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Joy has a surprise for Michael.
Warnings: may cause unstoppable laughter.
Notes: I blame copperbadge and he knows why. Or he should.


"I may never breathe again," Michael announced, from beneath his pillow.

Joy grinned, amusement mixed with relief. "What, you don't like it?"

"I can't decide how to feel," he said, removing the pillow. "I'm torn between bemusement and terror. And wondering if we can even have sex."

Apparently those three emotions intersected at 'hysterical five-minute laughter.' "Well, don't worry," she said, "it's just for work and I'm taking it off tomorrow night. Your sex life will remain unimpaired."

"Good," he said, and snorted. "Vajazzling, my God, I thought that was a joke."

"Anything but," she said, and got in bed.




Vajazzling is a real thing. Google at your own risk.

Comments

[isana]

Oh, man, I googled it, and was properly horrified. I have to admire Joy for what she goes through, though. Oh, man. I may never stop laughing in horror again.

[bookblather]

I KNOW. Apparently it actually isn't that bad, it's just like having those paste jewels on your skin, but still, AWKWARD.

Thanks! Laughing in horror is a good reaction. :D

[clare_dragonfly]

Ahaha, Joy would try vajazzling, wouldn't she?!

[bookblather]

Of course she would! Probably my only character who would.

[shipwreck_light]

This fic is quite possibly the only good thing to come of that phenomenon.

Because lemmetellyou, you got quite a lot of hysterical laughter over here. Didn't time it though. Too busy mentally adding up how much that would cost with swarovski crystals (~$400).

[bookblather]

That's a little ridiculous for a one-time genital decoration. At that price I want it to LAST.

Jk I don't want anything like that near my vagina.

Thank you!

[justice_turtle]

Oh god THE STORIES I HAVE MISSED on here. XD

Oh Saaaaaam. *Barrowman!fistshake* :D

[bookblather]

Sam inspires so many things. And I'm sure he'd be ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIED if he found this one. XD Thanks!