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Martina Corlioni Facts
Author: Kat
Title: Martina Corlioni Facts
Story: Polyfaceted
Colors: Eton blue 5 (driver's ed).
Supplies and Materials: Pointillism, collage, miniature collection, brush (divertissement), stain (I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life).
Word Count: 156.
Rating: G.
Summary: Martina Corlioni has taken on a rather godlike status.
Warnings: sheer bizarreness.
Notes: I DON'T EVEN KNOW, GUYS. Kelly-approved.
Martina Corlioni has no cookbooks; Martina Corlioni needs no cookbooks.
Don't keep secrets from Martina Corlioni: she can read your mind, and she knows them all anyway.
Martina Corlioni doesn't use microwaves, because food is so scared of her it heats up on its own.
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice, but Martina Corlioni does.
Martina Corlioni can cut down a tree with a herring.
Martina Corlioni not only simply walks into Mordor, she stares down Sauron, makes him cower, and takes over Middle Earth without breaking a sweat.
Martina Corlioni never gets lost, because the world rearranges itself to suit her needs.
Mirrors do reflect Martina Corlioni, and that reflection can stare you down.
Alton Brown may be Iron Chef, but Martina Corlioni is Titanium Chef.
Martina Corlioni can make an omlet without breaking eggs.
Bloody Mary is afraid to say "Martina Corlioni" three times.
Survival techniques for fighting with Martina Corlioni: surrender.
Title: Martina Corlioni Facts
Story: Polyfaceted
Colors: Eton blue 5 (driver's ed).
Supplies and Materials: Pointillism, collage, miniature collection, brush (divertissement), stain (I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life).
Word Count: 156.
Rating: G.
Summary: Martina Corlioni has taken on a rather godlike status.
Warnings: sheer bizarreness.
Notes: I DON'T EVEN KNOW, GUYS. Kelly-approved.
Martina Corlioni has no cookbooks; Martina Corlioni needs no cookbooks.
Don't keep secrets from Martina Corlioni: she can read your mind, and she knows them all anyway.
Martina Corlioni doesn't use microwaves, because food is so scared of her it heats up on its own.
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice, but Martina Corlioni does.
Martina Corlioni can cut down a tree with a herring.
Martina Corlioni not only simply walks into Mordor, she stares down Sauron, makes him cower, and takes over Middle Earth without breaking a sweat.
Martina Corlioni never gets lost, because the world rearranges itself to suit her needs.
Mirrors do reflect Martina Corlioni, and that reflection can stare you down.
Alton Brown may be Iron Chef, but Martina Corlioni is Titanium Chef.
Martina Corlioni can make an omlet without breaking eggs.
Bloody Mary is afraid to say "Martina Corlioni" three times.
Survival techniques for fighting with Martina Corlioni: surrender.
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And all true, especially if you ask her boys or her husband.
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Thanks!
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jkaj;fl;fls you are incredible.
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Favorites not necessary. XD Thank you!
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Thanks!
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Was being the operative word here.
Martina Corlioni can cut down a tree with a herring.
Is my favorite.
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Thanks!
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Thanks. :D
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Thanks!