rainbowfic | stumbling blunders of... SECKS!?!?!?? o////0

Author: Chibi
Story: kawaii sugar love
Color: rose pink (grow old with me)
Styles and Supplies: resin + pastels (SALAD!), life drawing (yuri), silhouette, retouch! also frame, modelling clay ('eternal' from

femslashfete ), and vaudeville
Summary: ever wanted to see what life after high school's like for these two? enjoy
Wordcount: 1030
warning: mild sexual content
note: dividers by cafekitsune on tumblr <3

Finally, of course, finally- Sakuchan and Bunnychan are together, their love having surpassed all odds! The fallen and the angel are together at last, and they're going to make the most of it!

But first...

"...Where did the helpful half-angel half-fallen stranger go?" Sakuchan asks, cocking her head.

"Maybe she was a product of both of yours imaginations!" Kittychan yells. "Nobody else seems to have seen her, and your memories involving her are both pretty blurry!"

"That, and I had an imaginary friend known as Biichan when I was an angel..." Bunnychan reasons. "...She left me when I fell. Everyone did..."

"It's ok, Bunnychan." Sakuchan rubs her nose against her new girlfriend's. "I love you, even though I know your sin, because I can look past it and see you! >w<" She hugs Bunnychan tightly, purring all the while. "And that's what matters, ok!?"

"...It is..." A tear sheds from Bunnychan's uncovered eye. "It really is..."

Bunnychan and Sakuchan both graduate their respective schools with flying colors.

"WE DID IT!" Sakuchan yells. "NO MORE SCHOOL! NOW WE CAN JUST DO ANGEL STUFF AND FALLEN STUFF AND-"

"actually isn't there collage?" Kittychan asks, laying on the floor between them, making a triangle formation if you were to plot points at the trio's current locations.

"What's collage?" Sakuchan asks.

"It's this human thing where they have school after school." Bunnychan says. "But... being angels and demons(& fallen) we don't have human things like collage or trade school, we just go and do our duties as demons (& fallen)/angels and live for eternity together."

"My duties are to spread joy and happiness in the world :D! What are yours, Bunnychan?"

"Spreading misery and destruction :< *sigh*"

"Wowee! That is the exact opposite of my duties! Let's go to Earth and see who can do their duties better!?"

As Sakuchan uses a hose to spray holy water upon children and make them cheerful and happy, Bunnychan pulls up the news and reads it to a nearby adult.

"'Every kid under twelve gets a free pony'... sorry, but you missed your chance." Bunnychan sighs. A pony would be nice... would have even prevented her from falling.

The adult sobs. "But... but I wanted a free pony ever since I was a child! My parents told me they'd buy me a pony for my birthday, but I said that I wanted a free one- and now... now..." They collapse on the floor sobbing.

"Hey, these duties are easy!" Sakuchan says, looking up from her sopping wet children. "Do you... do you want to... to..." She flusters. "...Nevermind."

It takes a decade for Sakuchan to finally spit out what she was planning to say to Bunnychan.

"Do you want to...want to... want to have... have sex O/////o"

"Sex?" Bunnychan asks. "You... you want to... o////0"

...They'll get to it, of course, they have eternity, after all.

"... Do you... do you want me... 0///o... to take your poncho off... 0///o" Sakuchan asks, her voice shaking with every word.

Bunnychan is also flustered, shaking on the bed. It's clear that despite both being 48 years old, 30 years after their graduation and them becoming girlfriends, they're still not ready for this yet.

Sakuchan grabs Bunnychan's poncho and then freezes. "Uh... um... um..." She chokes out. "bunnysenpai..."

it has been five years since Sakuchan first asked Bunnychan if she can take her poncho off in the first place. they are both 53 years old.

"...go ahead..." Bunnychan whispers.

Sakuchan delicately moves the poncho over Bunnychan's head as if it's made out of breakaway cloth.

"...bunnysenpai... 0///o" Sakuchan whispers. "...can I touch your boob?"

Bunnychan is already flustered, yet, her face grows a deeper shade of pink as she processes the question.

One wonders how they even had Biichan, at this rate, but they have eternity, after all.

"...bunnysenpai." Sakuchan says. "...im not ready for this. can you... o///o can you... o//o touch my. boob instead."

Bunnychan moves to touch Sakuchan's chest through her soft angelic poncho.

"0///0" Is Sakuchan's only reaction as she has her chest fondled for the first time- 58 years old and on the cusp of losing her virginity.

Bunnychan is a similar shade of pink. Her hand pulls back, shaking.

"...Can you... can you..." Sakuchan shudders. "...Can you do that again?"

Sakuchan lays on the bed, Bunnychan atop her. One of the latter's hands cups the former's extremely modest bosom.

"I love you... Bunnychan..." Sakuchan says, smiling.

"I love you too, Sakuch-"

Just then, a crash happens outside the window, and Bunnychan flinches, squeezing Sakuchan's boob.

Sakuchan yelps, then flusters- her face is always some shade of pink whenever Bunnychan is touching her breasts, but this is a new level of fluster. "...bunnysenpai... I think we just had sex..."

"... We didn't use protection..."

"Are we gonna get pregnant?!"

"NYAAAAA!" Bunnychan's twin tails curl around her leg as she thought of the possibility. "Both of us... pregnant..."

"We need to take a pregnancy test right away!!!!" Sakuchan runs to the kitchen. "I'll get the cups to pee in! You get the pregnancy tests!"

Four minutes, and some other waiting later, both Bunnychan and Sakuchan stared at the pregnancy sticks confusingly.

"...Bunnysenpai... O_o" Sakuchan breaks the silence. "I think... I think the two of us... are half-pregnant!"

"That makes sense... since we're both girls, and it's both our child..." Bunnychan smiles.

The two expectant mothers, now newly half-pregnant at the age of almost 70, hold hands and use their free hands to rub the other's bellies.

"OH GOD WE'RE GOING INTO LABORRRRRRRRR"

Luckily, with the power of hugging each other very tightly, Sakuchan and Bunnychan successfully gave birth to a beautiful half-angel half-fallen daughter that looked just like the stranger that had helped them 50 years prior to this moment.

"Look, she looks just like Biichan!" Sakuchan says. "The one that helped us, remember?"

"Let's name her... Bunbunchan." Bunnychan said. "Short for Bunshine Alzheimer’s Rainbow Kurowhite Sparklemoon Rabies"

"She has names from both of us..." Sakuchan wept. "This is... perfection..."

Together, they held their just born daughter, and wept tears of joy and happiness.

Surely, they'll be together for eternity.