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rainbowfic2012-04-13 06:10 pm
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Zing, 15 + canvas + brush + charcoal + glitter.
Author: Sara
Colors: Zing, 15. you should do some soul-searching, maybe you'll find one.
Supplies: Canvas, Brush (querulous: habitually complaining), Charcoal (Gabriel, Ivan), Glitter
Word Count: 1,270
Rating: PG
Story: The Devil Herself; title of this is Correspondence.
Summary: Apparently, the Devil dating an angel can cause quite the scandal. Who knew?
Notes: New story? New story!
God Himself
Office of President and CEO
10 Commandment Road
Heaven, Entire Plane of Existence 00001
Sir:
This is just a preliminary message informing You that I plan to be filing an Official Request for Divine Judgment (form 56-221b), regarding the improper relationship between one Lucifer (President and CEO, Hell) and Daniel (Senior Associate Angel, Heaven).
Swift action must be taken.
Signed,
Gabriel
Chairman, Committee of Angels
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Guess who’s at it already?
Lucy—
Just heard through the grapevine that Gabriel’s collecting Committee signatures for a form 56-221b. Yes, that’s The Judgment Form.
We could be in some trouble.
Daniel
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From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Daniel—
First of all, welcome to the 21st century! When did you heavenly types get the Internet? The way Gabby runs things, I’ve always been a little surprised you don’t have to chisel out your letters on stone tablets. This is a serious shock.
Second, what are they going to do? There’s no rule. Heaven screwed up. In their library of regulations that angels abide by, they never actually considered the possibility one of you might become oh-so-taken with whomever had my job.
That’s an oversight, I’ll grant you, but it’s one I fully plan to take advantage of.
Hugs and kisses,
Lucy
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
The system’s in beta. Most of the other angels are sticking to letters.
You’re assuming they won’t make a rule.
How does the Board feel about this?
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From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
You really think they’ll make a rule and retroactively punish you for breaking it?
That. Huh. That sounds like something we would do. I’m a little impressed.
The Board doesn’t know yet. I’m about to send them an email, but there’s nothing they can do about it. They’ll just pretend it’s part of some nefarious plot to seduce you and discover all of Heaven’s secrets. Or something.
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
I don’t know. You know how much Gabriel has always hated that I’m friends with you. Now that we’re dating, he’s even angrier.
Let me know how that goes.
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO
To: Ivan the Indomitable, Chairman, Board of Demons
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: FYI
Ivy—
Just to clear up any rumors you may be hearing, Daniel and I are definitely dating.
No, there’s nothing you can do about it. I checked.
Hugs and kisses,
Lucy
---
From: Ivan the Indomitable, Chairman, Board of Demons
To: Lucifer, President and CEO
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: FYI
Lucifer—
How many times have I told you not to refer to me as anything other than Ivan?
Hell’s official statement on the issue will be that we trust our leader and anticipate the fruits of her clearly demonic, long-reaching, and well-thought-out plans.
Our unofficial view on the issue is that you’d better know what you’re doing. Don’t think we won’t be watching.
Ivan
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Just heard back. It went fine. Annoyance yadda yadda official line yadda yadda vague threat yadda yadda yadda. Nothing new or interesting.
What’s the word on Gabby’s Judgment Form so far?
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
He’s having some trouble getting Ezra and Michael to sign. It has to be a unanimous Committee decision before it moves on, and while they’re not what you’d call overjoyed about our relationship, they’re a lot more sympathetic than the rest. Besides, they’re both sticklers for the rules being fair.
Unfortunately, they might have to bow to political pressure. Gabriel’s really gunning hard for this, and a lot of angels are upset.
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Ah, good ol’ Ez and Mike. As far as angels go, they’re not half bad. Even if they do cave—and hey, I get it, bad PR is the worst—tell them thanks from me.
Want to pop down to Earth once this mess is over? I’m going to need a drink, and Earth has the best alcohol. What do you think about Boston? Boston sounds fun.
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
I think they are going to give in—Gabriel’s a juggernaut on this. But I’ll let them know you said so (and not pass along your nicknames).
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Awww, c’mon, my nicknames are why you love me.
Or is that because of all the things I can do with my mouth? It’s either the nicknames or that. I can never remember.
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Lucy.
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
I can hear your blush from here, and it’s adorable.
---
God Himself
Office of President and CEO
10 Commandment Road
Heaven, Entire Plane of Existence 00001
Sir:
Attached is a completely filled-out form 56-221b, unanimously approved and signed by every member of the Committee as required, ready for your review.
Signed,
Gabriel
Chairman, Committee of Angels
---
Gabriel
Office of Chairman, Committee of Angels
10 Commandment Road
Heaven, Entire Plane of Existence 00001
Gabriel,
Request for Divine Summary Judgment denied.
Signed,
God Himself
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Whoa.
So He denied the request for Judgment.
Looks like we’re okay after all.
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Whoa.
Huh, interesting. He give a reason, or is He playing up the whole “ooooh I’m more enigmatic than you” angle?
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Whoa
Given the way Gabriel’s been ranting, he evidently didn't give any reason at all, just flatly denied it.
There was an unsigned note left on my desk today, though. All it says is, “Congratulations.”
You don’t think…?
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Whoa.
Who even knows with The Big Guy? He just loves being all mysterious.
I wouldn’t put it past Him to be a closet romantic, though.
So how about that drink? I’m still thinking Boston.
Colors: Zing, 15. you should do some soul-searching, maybe you'll find one.
Supplies: Canvas, Brush (querulous: habitually complaining), Charcoal (Gabriel, Ivan), Glitter
Word Count: 1,270
Rating: PG
Story: The Devil Herself; title of this is Correspondence.
Summary: Apparently, the Devil dating an angel can cause quite the scandal. Who knew?
Notes: New story? New story!
God Himself
Office of President and CEO
10 Commandment Road
Heaven, Entire Plane of Existence 00001
Sir:
This is just a preliminary message informing You that I plan to be filing an Official Request for Divine Judgment (form 56-221b), regarding the improper relationship between one Lucifer (President and CEO, Hell) and Daniel (Senior Associate Angel, Heaven).
Swift action must be taken.
Signed,
Gabriel
Chairman, Committee of Angels
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Guess who’s at it already?
Lucy—
Just heard through the grapevine that Gabriel’s collecting Committee signatures for a form 56-221b. Yes, that’s The Judgment Form.
We could be in some trouble.
Daniel
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Daniel—
First of all, welcome to the 21st century! When did you heavenly types get the Internet? The way Gabby runs things, I’ve always been a little surprised you don’t have to chisel out your letters on stone tablets. This is a serious shock.
Second, what are they going to do? There’s no rule. Heaven screwed up. In their library of regulations that angels abide by, they never actually considered the possibility one of you might become oh-so-taken with whomever had my job.
That’s an oversight, I’ll grant you, but it’s one I fully plan to take advantage of.
Hugs and kisses,
Lucy
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
The system’s in beta. Most of the other angels are sticking to letters.
You’re assuming they won’t make a rule.
How does the Board feel about this?
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
You really think they’ll make a rule and retroactively punish you for breaking it?
That. Huh. That sounds like something we would do. I’m a little impressed.
The Board doesn’t know yet. I’m about to send them an email, but there’s nothing they can do about it. They’ll just pretend it’s part of some nefarious plot to seduce you and discover all of Heaven’s secrets. Or something.
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
I don’t know. You know how much Gabriel has always hated that I’m friends with you. Now that we’re dating, he’s even angrier.
Let me know how that goes.
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO
To: Ivan the Indomitable, Chairman, Board of Demons
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: FYI
Ivy—
Just to clear up any rumors you may be hearing, Daniel and I are definitely dating.
No, there’s nothing you can do about it. I checked.
Hugs and kisses,
Lucy
---
From: Ivan the Indomitable, Chairman, Board of Demons
To: Lucifer, President and CEO
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: FYI
Lucifer—
How many times have I told you not to refer to me as anything other than Ivan?
Hell’s official statement on the issue will be that we trust our leader and anticipate the fruits of her clearly demonic, long-reaching, and well-thought-out plans.
Our unofficial view on the issue is that you’d better know what you’re doing. Don’t think we won’t be watching.
Ivan
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Just heard back. It went fine. Annoyance yadda yadda official line yadda yadda vague threat yadda yadda yadda. Nothing new or interesting.
What’s the word on Gabby’s Judgment Form so far?
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
He’s having some trouble getting Ezra and Michael to sign. It has to be a unanimous Committee decision before it moves on, and while they’re not what you’d call overjoyed about our relationship, they’re a lot more sympathetic than the rest. Besides, they’re both sticklers for the rules being fair.
Unfortunately, they might have to bow to political pressure. Gabriel’s really gunning hard for this, and a lot of angels are upset.
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Ah, good ol’ Ez and Mike. As far as angels go, they’re not half bad. Even if they do cave—and hey, I get it, bad PR is the worst—tell them thanks from me.
Want to pop down to Earth once this mess is over? I’m going to need a drink, and Earth has the best alcohol. What do you think about Boston? Boston sounds fun.
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
I think they are going to give in—Gabriel’s a juggernaut on this. But I’ll let them know you said so (and not pass along your nicknames).
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Awww, c’mon, my nicknames are why you love me.
Or is that because of all the things I can do with my mouth? It’s either the nicknames or that. I can never remember.
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
Lucy.
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Guess who’s at it already?
I can hear your blush from here, and it’s adorable.
---
God Himself
Office of President and CEO
10 Commandment Road
Heaven, Entire Plane of Existence 00001
Sir:
Attached is a completely filled-out form 56-221b, unanimously approved and signed by every member of the Committee as required, ready for your review.
Signed,
Gabriel
Chairman, Committee of Angels
---
Gabriel
Office of Chairman, Committee of Angels
10 Commandment Road
Heaven, Entire Plane of Existence 00001
Gabriel,
Request for Divine Summary Judgment denied.
Signed,
God Himself
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Whoa.
So He denied the request for Judgment.
Looks like we’re okay after all.
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Whoa.
Huh, interesting. He give a reason, or is He playing up the whole “ooooh I’m more enigmatic than you” angle?
---
From: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
To: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
Sent: time has no meaning
Subject: Re: Whoa
Given the way Gabriel’s been ranting, he evidently didn't give any reason at all, just flatly denied it.
There was an unsigned note left on my desk today, though. All it says is, “Congratulations.”
You don’t think…?
---
From: Lucifer, President and CEO, Hell
To: Daniel, Senior Associate Angel, Heaven
Sent: 6:66 HST (Hell Standard Time)
Subject: Re: Whoa.
Who even knows with The Big Guy? He just loves being all mysterious.
I wouldn’t put it past Him to be a closet romantic, though.
So how about that drink? I’m still thinking Boston.
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Good job!
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Thanks!
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And the 6:66 HST just killed me for some reason.
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I have such fun with details like that, ngl. =P
Thanks!
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Thank you!
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And lol at the email timestamps.
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I had fun with those, ngl. =P
Thanks!