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Lucille Fisher ([personal profile] novel_machinist) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2015-05-31 08:55 pm

EMPTY SKY REVISITED

Author: Jack
Title: THE WORST MOVIES PART WHATEVER
Story: Empty Sky
Challenge: Hollywood Reboot
Word Count: 281
Rating: PG
Summary: I completely WRECKED this. Seriously. Jian's white, Robin's a woman and there's a love triangle in here somewhere
Warnings: Satire
Notes: I swear Jack and I really are friends.



CAMERA: A lone blonde man on a mountain going thru MARTIAL ARTS. He's going through a complex form. Focus on his feet, arms, back.
VOICEOVER: Trained as a warrior, scholar, and tactical expert, Jian grew up considered royalty in his native Japan. He is to be an emperor of the Sun. Until his life was changed by a call for help from a beautiful woman named Robyn

Moved by a fire that burns like that of the sun itself, Jian rushes to New York City to save a woman he's never met from a danger that he's never seen. When he arrives he is met by a Mysterious Stranger, Xiu He who promises to help him save Robyn and in turn, his very sense of self.

Jian finds himself doubting his feelings for Robyn as he travels with Xiu. Is she here to lead him to victory or to lead him astray? He feels an attraction to her that he cannot understand. It begins to rival the devotion that he has for even Robyn.

But at what cost? Will he be able to trust this stranger? Is he running into dangers that even his vast training cannot counter? Find out this summer with EMPTY SKY!

STARRING Tom Felton as Jian and Kate Hudson as the star-crossed lovers Jian and Robyn, and featuring Zooey Deschanel as Xiu He, this love triangle will be torn with destiny, adventure, and flagrant disregard for culture and original casting.
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[personal profile] finch 2015-06-01 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I just lost it when I got to Zooey Deschanel. Ahahaha, this is so awful. Well done.
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[personal profile] bookblather 2015-06-16 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god zooey deschanel as xiu he oh my goooooood

Also the heteronormativity makes me sad in real life but just makes me cackle here.
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[personal profile] bookblather 2015-06-17 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I mean, if you're going to Hollywoodize it.