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THE WORST MOVIES PART THREE
Author: Ardy
Title: THE WORST MOVIES PART THREE
Story: The Empty Sky
Challenge: Hollywood Reboot
Word Count: 424
Rating: G
Summary: The greatest star-crossed love story
Warnings: Satire
Notes: You had this one coming; I hate you ♥
CAMERA: FLYING IN THE CLOUDS
VOICEOVER: Starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Crow, the lost wanderer destined for more! Raised on a Native American Reservation ™ he grows up the target of bullying and becomes an outcast with a barbed tongue and sure intellect. One day on a delivery, Crow sees a woman in a storm. Flying closer he realizes that she is more, she is a vision. Everything then goes black. He wakes up in a small, two room clinic.
DIALOG IN TRAILER: Crow awakened in the darkened room. Beside him was a woman with blonde hair so light it may have been goldweaved silver. He sat up then, "I must find…"
She smiles at him then, wan with pale lips. "You must rest."
Steadily, with lurching motions, Crow rises. "No, there is something I need to do."
"Thunder God, you are needed here and now." She stresses slowly.
Then he realizes. He is the wisdom of all. The All Father, he is Odin. He must recue the ThunderBird, it is his destiny to save her from her centuries old prison.
DIALOG IN TRAILER: You're never going to make it alone!
ZOOM IN TO CROW'S FACE: I am always alone.
OFF CAMERA VOICE: THAT IS NO WAY TO LIVE!
Crow: We are all alone.
That prison is in a far-off land, but this EXOTIC STRANGER arrives to help him.
"You may as well call me Nancy, for what little you-"
"I will inform you that I was raised in your culture. Therefore despite being from a faraway land, I probably know far more than you ever will, I can tell you are of the Raven Clan."
Her face brightens. "You may call me Raven, then, my dear Crow."
Raven and Crow face many dangers, but Crow's quick wit saves them time and again. However, eventually, they are both taken captive. Crow is able to free himself, but the prison doors that hold Raven and weaved with a magic EVEN HE does not know. Overcome with desire for her in that moment he kisses her thru the bars and pledges to return to her.
The epic battle at the end involves Raven being shocked and falling to his arms. He slowly picks her up and yells to the clouds. "If I am truly a god, then why can I not save what has opened my heart?!"
In his arms, Raven stirs, She smiles. "My love, I am the Thunderbird."
Title: THE WORST MOVIES PART THREE
Story: The Empty Sky
Challenge: Hollywood Reboot
Word Count: 424
Rating: G
Summary: The greatest star-crossed love story
Warnings: Satire
Notes: You had this one coming; I hate you ♥
CAMERA: FLYING IN THE CLOUDS
VOICEOVER: Starring Benedict Cumberbatch as Crow, the lost wanderer destined for more! Raised on a Native American Reservation ™ he grows up the target of bullying and becomes an outcast with a barbed tongue and sure intellect. One day on a delivery, Crow sees a woman in a storm. Flying closer he realizes that she is more, she is a vision. Everything then goes black. He wakes up in a small, two room clinic.
DIALOG IN TRAILER: Crow awakened in the darkened room. Beside him was a woman with blonde hair so light it may have been goldweaved silver. He sat up then, "I must find…"
She smiles at him then, wan with pale lips. "You must rest."
Steadily, with lurching motions, Crow rises. "No, there is something I need to do."
"Thunder God, you are needed here and now." She stresses slowly.
Then he realizes. He is the wisdom of all. The All Father, he is Odin. He must recue the ThunderBird, it is his destiny to save her from her centuries old prison.
DIALOG IN TRAILER: You're never going to make it alone!
ZOOM IN TO CROW'S FACE: I am always alone.
OFF CAMERA VOICE: THAT IS NO WAY TO LIVE!
Crow: We are all alone.
That prison is in a far-off land, but this EXOTIC STRANGER arrives to help him.
"You may as well call me Nancy, for what little you-"
"I will inform you that I was raised in your culture. Therefore despite being from a faraway land, I probably know far more than you ever will, I can tell you are of the Raven Clan."
Her face brightens. "You may call me Raven, then, my dear Crow."
Raven and Crow face many dangers, but Crow's quick wit saves them time and again. However, eventually, they are both taken captive. Crow is able to free himself, but the prison doors that hold Raven and weaved with a magic EVEN HE does not know. Overcome with desire for her in that moment he kisses her thru the bars and pledges to return to her.
The epic battle at the end involves Raven being shocked and falling to his arms. He slowly picks her up and yells to the clouds. "If I am truly a god, then why can I not save what has opened my heart?!"
In his arms, Raven stirs, She smiles. "My love, I am the Thunderbird."
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Okay, I call truce. D:
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I WHEEZED