Step one: Calmly gather all frisbees.
Step two: Fart on each and every one.
Step three: "Want your frisbees now, suckas?"
Step four: Buff Baby dance.


Truthfully, though, this is probably the more honest approach. Poor James. Seems like he had a tough life in a lot of different ways... It's interesting to see what colours his growth to adulthood and how (from previous writing, too.)