Honey

[himejoshiheart]

Story: Duskverse
Color: Honey
Styles: Silhouette, life drawing, Saturation, miniature collection, Vaudeville

"Hibby! Hibby!" Duskie blepped. "Mleb :3"

Hibiscus headpatted Duskie and smiled, before signing. "My little treasure."

"Yeah!" Duskie yelled. "Yeah I am!"

"I'm like a cabbage. Cut me in half and I rapidly lose quality." Duskie said, before cutting a cabbage in half and it becoming just two green hemispheres.

What in the-?! Hibiscus thought.

"Loaf." Duskie loafed on his boyfriend like a cat. "Consider yourself be-loafed!"

Hibiscus sighed.

"People always say 'Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite!' but what about the lovebugs?" Duskie's fangs were particularly visible as he spoke.

"They don't get to bite either." Hibiscus signed.

"... Really?" Duskie stared at Hibiscus cutely.

butterflyboy: Duskie my little sausage

duskfalls: little sausage???

duskfalls: are you saying I have a small dick???

duskfalls: that's rudeeeeeeee

duskfalls: I'm just a little guy with a massive sausage actually

duskfalls: hibby you can check it yourself-

butterflyboy is typing...

hibiscusbutterfly:

my boyfriend is like a hyperactive kitten and by that I mean he fuckin purrs when I pet him and he loafs on me all the time

duskfalls:

you're just mad because you can't get up off the couch lmaooooo

duskfalls: hey girlie are you my soul because it's three in one

butterflyboy: ok learn a better pickup line for your girlfriend

duskfalls: girl are you honey because you're too sweet 

butterflyboy: we're already dating

"Darling, my darling!" Duskie clinged to Hibiscus. "I love you so much! I can't ever lose you!"

Hibiscus froze, worried.

"I need you! We can be together forever!"

Luckily, this problem was solved with the power of heat suppressants.

"So you see this orange?" Duskie cut it in half. "Look. The halves are pretty together. You're pretty together with me. My orange half."

Hibiscus texted the doctor to lower Duskie's dose of heat suppressants.

"The carriage will turn back into a pumpkin~" Duskie sung. "But we'll be together forever, like the prince and Cinderella!" He then did the caramelldansen.

In the corner, Hibiscus googled 'how do heat suppressants interact with weed'.

"Sweetheart, I love you, but you can't keep eating rocks, they're not good for you."

Sadly for Hibiscus, Duskie had already turned away from her signing to shove an entire rock in his mouth.

duskfalls: i'm like a teddy bear. I keep the monsters in the closet

butterflyboy:⠀

duskfalls: wait how did you send a blank message I can't do that pls teach me how hibby pls pls pls pls

"I got you a little strawberry cake!" Duskie blepped, and Hibiscus pet him. "I'm a lil' strawberry. Like the one on the cake."

duskfalls: are you my life?

duskfalls: because if I lost you I would crumble into a pile of pathetic dust

knight [BOT]: you already died that way pick another

duskfalls:⠀

Meanwhile, in a universe where Duskie could turn into a cat, he was looking over Hibiscus' shoulder to see that her phone had put all the cat pictures (including the Catskie ones) into a story called 'such a sweetie'

In that same universe, Duskie, in cat form, had crawled into a baby stroller and (purposefully) buckled himself in.

So, of course, Hibiscus went on a stroll with her new catbaby.

"Look!" A little redhead girl yelled. "That baby looks like a cat!"

"Now, now, Ruby, you can't say that about-" Her mother paused realizing what was in the stroller. "By the lord! That is a cat!"

"Cuddle with me, Hibbyyyy!" Duskie hugged his boyfriend and kissed her on the cheek.

He giggled, and Duskie slipped between her arms, and turned into a cat.

Little cuddle bear... She thought. Or is it cuddle cat?

Now, back in the universe where Duskie isn't a cat, it was December, and he was currently wearing reindeer pajamas.

"Deerdeer~!" Duskie yelled, waving his arms around. "My dear dear, deerdeer~"

Hibiscus was too busy laughing to tell him that's not the sound reindeer make.

Once upon a time, Duskie was staring at the night sky, watching the stars.

And when a star shot across the sky...

"Shooting star!" Duskie pointed to it so it knew it was the star he was referring to (then again, stars can't really think and stuff, so-). "I wish that... a cute girl would fall out of a tree and-"

Conveniently, Hibiscus lost her balance on a tree and ended up tumbling onto Duskie.

Luckily, neither of them were harmed.

'how to confess your love to a girl who fell out of a tree'

Alright, he could do this.

"Hibby!" Duskie yelled. "Hibby! Hibiscus!"

A soft blush appeared on their face as they looked at the massive amount of flowers Duskie had in his hands.

"I love you!" He screamed, face all red.

Hibiscus merely smiled, before signing. "I love you as well, love."

"What petnames do I call her?!" Duskie whimpered. "Hm... Babe-"

"you sound like a cishet man with a cishet girlfriend-"

"Our love does not deserve such a dreadful title! Refer to him as-"

"Just call him 'Hibby' for now."

Ok, ok!

"Hibbyyyy!" Duskie loafed on them. "If you needed heart surgery and I was the onlyyyy one able to donate my heart, would you take it?"

Hibiscus blinked, but didn't answer.

"oooooooo" Duskie went, misunderstanding the cause of his boyfriend's lack of a response. "I'm laying on your hands! Oops!" 

"Look!" Duskie smiled. "It's a pearl. Marry me."

Hibiscus was split between accepting the proposal and seeing if Duskie needed his dose of suppressants lowered.

"There's a lot of pretty girls named Beau..." Duskie wondered, walking aside and holding hands with his boyfriend.

Hibiscus temporarily let go of Duskie's hand to sign. "... It's short for 'Beautiful', my love."

"OHHHHH!!!!"