If your sense of humor is odd, mine must be too, because I put that in there to be hilarious.

THAT... Is either based on an actual coffee-addled conversation I had with Brian in a Denny's, or inspired one because I was talking about writing it. I DON'T KNOW, IT ALL HAPPENED WITHIN THE SPACE OF A DAY.

Thanks a lot, on all those counts! You somehow always identify what I thought were The Fun Parts while I was writing.

(Sorry for the super late reply, I was just busy with writing and stuff for a while and some comments got kicked down to the bottom of my inbox. Madness!)