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Author: Sara
Colors: Olive Drab, 29. “Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.” + TARDIS Blue, 25. Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically...run.
Supplies: Eraser (Criminal Minds Crossover AU),
Style: Portrait, Mosaic (Crossover with Criminal Minds!)
Word Count: 6200
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Sociopathy, references to murder and rape, attempted rape that goes rather poorly for the would-be rapist.
Story: Polyfaceted (crossed over with the CBS show Criminal Minds), title of this is Under Oath.
Summary: The BAU asks for assistance from an unlikely source.
Notes: Um. Hi? Jesus, it’s been so long since I’ve posted here. It’s been so long since I’ve written anything that could be posted here. Poor neglected Corlionis. *pats them* Anyway, I guess… have a random self-indulgent crossover? XD I’ve been binge-watching Criminal Minds lately and this has been a random in progress thing for quite a long time, and suddenly… it just happened. Who even knows, you guys. Anyway, this takes place in a timeline that makes literally no sense, because Corlioni-verse-wise it’s roughly 2033 but Criminal Minds-verse-wise it’s S7. Let's just assume wormholes are at work. Thanks for looking it over, Kelly.


Did you want to put the elephant in the room out of its misery, or shall I? )
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Authors: Sara and Kelly
Colors: Olive Drab, 9. “She kicked me! And then she messed up my files from M to Z and everything. And then she got mad.” (Sara) + Harvard Crimson, 17. thesis + Zing, 11. I can explain this to you, I can't comprehend it for you (Kelly)
Supplies: Eraser (Leo is DEEEAAAD AU), Brush (risible: arousing or provoking laughter; laughable), Watercolors ("I knew terrible things."), Glitter ("Make a list of changes you want to make."), Novelty Beads ("I almost wish Lea would wear the sorceress costume more often, but...")
Style: Interactive Art, Stained Glass
Word Count: 3,470
Rating: PG-13
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is Cardiovascular.
Summary: Lea has some surprising news for her siblings.
Notes: Takes place in late May 2025 in a brand new AU! Also, um, hi guys! We're NOT dead, as it turns out! And we can still write things! Yaaaay!

Lea smiles politely at Caroline as she approaches Torey's office. )
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[personal profile] sarcasticsra
Author: Sara
Colors: Olive Drab, 3. “I peeked at the end, Frank. The devil did it.”
Supplies: Canvas, Novelty Beads ("Stay thirsty, my friends."), Stain ("What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens."), Glitter ("Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.")
Word Count: 3,350
Rating: PG
Story: The Devil Herself; title of this is Lucille's Lemonade, Open For Business, Serving: Hell (and Heaven, Sorta)
Summary: A nice, normal twelve-year-old girl decides to open up a nice, normal lemonade stand as part of a nice, normal school project. Well, almost.
Notes: Finally getting around to posting my Junetide stories. I'm pretty behind, lol.

The Gott-Heffernan brownstone seemed, at first glanced, ordinary enough. )
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Author: Kelly and Geena
Color: Olive Drab 6. “A glass stomach?!” [Kelly]; Alice Blue 24. I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either [Geena]
Styles and Supplies: Interactive Art, stain (It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back), modeling clay (Sleep)
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,686
Story: Polyfaceted (Index ~ Timeline); the title of this piece is Blank.
Summary: Gino and his siblings receive some life-altering news.
Notes: This occurs on June 23rd of 2019.

***

Gino's deeply engrossed in his hot wings and the conversation flirting around him )

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[personal profile] sarcasticsra
Author: Sara
Colors: Olive Drab, 26. "Everybody has to die sometime."
Supplies: Eraser (Pan Torey AU), Seed Beads, Acrylic (I know there'll be rough times/I know there'll be tough times/But I don't care my/love is here/to stay), Modeling Clay ("sleep")
Style: Miniature
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is It's Time.
Summary: Sam and Eileen decide.
Notes: Takes place in an alternate April 2046. Um, beware the sad.

They embrace without saying a word. )
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Author: Sara and Kelly
Colors: TARDIS Blue, 17. Guns can seriously damage your health, you know! (Sara) + Olive Drab, 12. “Hopalong Ferretface just shot me in the leg!” (Kelly)
Supplies: Eraser (Pan Torey AU), Brush (arrogate: to make undue claims to having), Stain ("In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.")
Style: Interactive Art
Word Count: 4,470
Rating: PG-13 (warning for violence)
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is Bad Timing and Worse Luck.
Summary: Torey is (accidentally) shot. Basically nobody is happy about this.
Notes: Takes place in an alternate summer 2015.

A Polish gang had arrived in town, and they'd been targeting the exact same areas as the Popojs. )
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[personal profile] sarcasticsra
Author: Sara
Colors: Olive Drab, 28. "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion."
Style: Miniature
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is I'll Never Tell.
Summary: Dan knows a lot about the Corlionis that he'll never tell. This is just one of those things.
Notes: Takes place May 2014.

Maybe. Maybe not. )
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Author: Kelly and Geena
Color: Olive Drab 25. “I don’t like being frightened. It scares me.” [Kelly]; Alice Blue 19. off with their heads
Styles and Supplies: Interactive Art; Nubs (of Bright is the Ring); Novelty Beads (“Let the dead bury the dead, they will come out in droves” from Clare for Kelly; It's empty in the valley of your heart/The sun, it rises slowly as you walk/Away from all the fears/And all the faults you've left behind for Geena), brush (abeyance)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,380
Story: Polyfaceted (Index ~ Timeline); the title of this piece is "All the Faults You’ve Left Behind".
Notes: Takes place in early May of 2010 in canon. Trigger warning for discussion of past domestic physical and sexual abuse. Constructive criticism is, as always, welcome.
Summary: Nicoletta’s solution to getting Michael to talk about a previous relationship may not be conventional, but it has pretty good odds of working.

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David is past the point of asking why Nicoletta wants the drugs she wants. )

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[personal profile] five_steps_back
Author: Kelly and Nikki
Colors: Alice Blue 18. when I use a word, it means just what I choose it to mean, Tyrian Purple 12. golden fleece, for Nikki; Olive Drab 18. “Whatever it is, even if the answer is yes, it’s no.” for Kelly
Styles/Supplies: Eraser (TOWNOID), Collage, Mosaic, Interactive Art, Pastels (Nikki's gen card; O1: the next best thing), Stain ("Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity." - Einstein)
Story: Phase and Polyfaceted (Index ~ Timeline); the title of this is 'Reparation.'
Summary: Rayne tries to partially pay Nicoletta back.
Word Count: 1,366
Rating: PG
Notes: Takes place in August 2016.

Rayne arrived at Nicoletta and Andy's house with a check burning through her hypothetical pocket. )
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[personal profile] sarcasticsra
Author: Sara
Colors: Olive Drab, 17. “I happen to believe in the sanctity of marriage, no matter how ugly or disgusting it gets!”
Supplies: Eraser (Pan Torey AU), Oils ("not quite as intended"), Acrylic ("wake up and smell the roses"), Stain ("A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.")
Word Count: 1,800
Rating: R
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is "Hating You" by Marie.
Summary: Some ~American Dreaming~ fanfic in the Pan Torey AU.
Notes: Takes place in an alternate November 2021. Eileen, Sam, and Torey, I apologize. I really do. This just would not leave me alone. Click on the image to get the full size.

American Dreaming )
sarcasticsra: Ashley Scott (corlionis: extras: eileen)
[personal profile] sarcasticsra
Author: Sara
Colors: Olive Drab, 27. "I am not so think as you drunk I am."
Supply: Eraser (Pan Torey AU), Seed Beads, Stain ("The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.")
Word Count: 2,800
Rating: PG-13
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is Truth or Dare.
Summary: Eileen and Sam get drunk together.
Notes: Takes place in an alternate January 2010. I don't. These two, you guys. They are fairly ridiculous, and I love them for it.

I have an excellent bottle of bourbon and two glasses. )
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[personal profile] sarcasticsra
Author: Sara
Colors: Olive Drab, 20. "You behave yourself, or I'm gonna come back and kick your butt."
Supplies: Seed Beeds
Style: Miniature Collection
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG
Story: Polyfaceted; title of this is Something Else.
Summary: Snippets of Eileen and Sam's friendship.
Notes: Takes place starting September 2004.

Word of advice, Mr. Myles? )

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