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bookblather ([personal profile] bookblather) wrote in [community profile] rainbowfic2012-03-13 11:30 pm

Blue 14, Earth 8, Lust 6: Screwed

Author: Kat
Title: Screwed
Story: In The Heart - IN SPAAAACE
Colors: Blue 14 (blue balls), earth 8 (chastity), lust 6 (low-cut neckline).
Supplies and Materials: Eraser (IN SPAAAACE), brush (nugatory), oils (last time I go anywhere with you), stain (The trouble with normal is it always gets worse -- Bruce Cockburn), modeling clay (sleep), pastels (payment).
Word Count: 200
Rating: PG-13.
Summary: Lars is screwed, and not in a good way.
Warnings: none.
Notes: Danny is referring to the mission she's on in Reasons, in which her intel was somewhat lacking.


Danny sauntered into the shipboard bar, and Lars' jaw dropped.

He'd never seen her dressed like that-- shorts that cut off barely short of her ass, cropped shirt, a low scoop neckline that emphasized her breasts. She looked unbelievably sexy-- from the expressions of the other patrons, he wasn't the only one who thought so.

But he was the one she propped herself beside. "Hi, sweetie. I hear you're the one responsible for my intel on that last mission?"

Ordinarily he would have heard the danger in her voice, but he was too mesmerized by her cleavage. "Yeah, most of it. Good job?"

"You could say that," she said, and this time he heard the knife edge. He looked up quickly, and was greeted with a toothy smile. "Of course, you'd be lying."

"Um," he said. "Sorry?"

She leaned forward, displaying a generous amount of breast, and patted his cheek. "Oh, you will be," she said, sweetly. "You're sleeping on the couch for at least a week."

"Okay." It could be worse, he thought.

"Meanwhile," she continued, "I will be sleeping with my vibrator." She smiled that toothy smile again. "Have fun listening to me come!"

Yup.

It was worse.
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[personal profile] shadowsong26 2012-03-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Danny, you are delightfully cruel ^_^

Good job
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[personal profile] sarcasticsra 2012-03-14 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Looool, yep. Sure is, Lars.

Nice one, Danny.

Awesome job.
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[personal profile] leia_solo 2012-03-14 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Damn you go girl!
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[personal profile] isana 2012-03-14 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
OH DANNY.

I knew the short-shorts and low-cut shirt had more to it. <3
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[personal profile] clare_dragonfly 2012-03-14 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, damn! Haha, that is just cruel!
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[personal profile] shipwreck_light 2012-03-17 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
NOW WITH MORE HYPNOBOOBS.

"Of course, you'd be lying."

All of this. So deliciously cruel! And fitting :D. Very nice!